Dream Diary

(These were recounted on a discord server seconds after waking up)

I was in a cavernous mall, all the lights were off, and kfc was serving a meal called "chicken & curry". the floor was slippery, I was wearing socks, and every time I tried to move I was sent skidding over the place. and the way out was this tall square room with a conveyor belt for a floor that you had to move with your own feet.

when I got home my yard had been invaded by a flock of tiny birds called ceseres or something like that, followed by moles which fused together in kiddie pools. I think i accidentally fell over and crushed some ceseres. I spent the rest of the dream thinking about how i was gonna dispose of the bodies (edited)

i just woke up from a dream in which i was sleeping in bed on a mulch bed at the carpark in my university

when i woke up in the dream, the bed was gone and i was covered in insects

then i ran to a nearby river and saw the torn up blanket, and I was fucking pissed off

someone came from behind a building and said they did it for shits and giggles

and i fell into a despair only to wake up in the same bed that was thrown into the river

went to my grandparents house with a sword to kill a giant spider

when I defeated the spider, it turned into some kind of female spider-human hybrid, like a drider

don't know what happened after she transformed but after that I was vaguely aware we had unprotected sex.

after that one of my friends joked about me having to spend my life savings on child support on account of the number of kids she was going to have.

at that moment i was fully, truly convinced i had fucked her and that everything that happened was completely real

i came back the next day and she was just a regular spider

i showed up outside of a small field with dry grass, across it was a barbed wire fence and past that was an abandoned restaurant with the words "CHIMERA CAFÉ (line break) INDIAN AND THAI RESTAURANT.

The building was sand coloured and completely drab with no decorations, it was literally just a block. There was also a version of burnside school right next to it which was in a similar condition.

a bunch of uni students in pickup trucks stopped by to have an "80s party" and my cousin was playing music for them. I joined in but my tooth got loose

Like i could vividly feel it, i could feel that my tooth was only connected to my gum by a tiny sliver of flesh

I was wondering if i was ever gonna get that tooth back because i dont have any of my milk teeth anymore, but this was the most vivid tooth-losing experience ive had in my life since i actually lost my teeth

I was fiddling with the tooth and it got looser and looser until what came out made me legitimately sick. It wasnt a tooth.

i was checking out this messy, demented secondhand bookstore, it was incredibly huge, the roof was low, shelves and books were stacked everywhere, and the wall was made of this dusty fluffy brown stuff

i then ended up exiting into this weird ass seaside building sort of like new brighton library except there was a train bwetween the beach and a building. there was this french guy screaming "run away, get away"

it turned out there was a train crash, lots of blood and bits of metal and machinery were everywhere but i had the impression there was something very gruesome going on over there so i didnt look

i went and asked him what was going on and he said a murderous puma had just escaped the train

a bunch of people were going to stop the puma so for some reason I picked up a weapon that just appeared on me and joined them

i was looking at youtube. it was one of those dreams where i was on my phone but the display took up my entire field of vision. it was as if i was in the phone.

so anyways Alex Kister had just uploaded a video called "Declassification of Unknown Footage".

that was about it.

i was in the lobby of the local community recreation center i used to go to to swim but now I go to for gym, and all of a sudden there's George Beard and Harold Hutchins from Captain Underpants walking in past me. Captain Underpants, for no particular reason, grabs this elderly woman in a wheelchair and smashes her wheelchair through a glass wall. Luckily she's fine and wheels herself back indoors like nothing happened.

I go to the swimming pool usually would be and find out there corridor leading there is filled with a pool of darkness. I emerge into a weird shadow version of the world into a completely different pool building. Theres a big cardboard tube lying by the side, and one of the pools is 1 by 1 meter squared and full of this reflective fluid.

I pick up the tube and its big enough to fit a person inside. So as if I know instinctively what to do, I plant the tube by the pool and try fit myself in. I'm too small so i tear up part of it to let me through. I take a closer look. Its green, covered in glitter, and has several paragraphs of words on it, including a very poorly done synopsis of the captain underpants series accompanied by drawings of George and Harold. I feel bad for ruining their handiwork but i slide in.

I come out in this purple dimension. I land in this rectangular chamber that appears to be at the end of a long corridor. Everything is dimly lit and pixellated. Sitting there are George, Harold, and the Captain, who are all reading books. Cap is reading a textbook while the kids are reading comics. I look around and that's when I feel myself drifting back into consciousness.

Useless driving instructor, purple twilight sky, became lucid once i noticed the carpet in my house was the old kind we had before renovation.

Then i ended up in a dark candlelit labyrinth with concrete walls and hot, humid air.

So i was exploring this humongous shopping mall (funnily enough this is a recurring setting) looking through the diff floors. I think it had like 20 floors bc they were all connected by a huge rectangular put so you could see all of them. There was this huge ramp going down several floors at a time, and it was used for vehicles like trucks. Now the mall started to shut down and the stores turned off the lights. Everyone charged towards the exit in a terrifying stampede.

I went to an elevator, two others joined me. Two more came and it was completely packed. Then the dude tried to physically pull the doors open but got stabbed in the throat by another guy trying to get in.

The elevator began to fall... and for some reason i was on top of the building. It was a hot orange sunset and i could see the whole city from there. Cut to a scene where i was in a rural field directly outside the city, and a car lay in a very long furrow it had gouged out of the earth behind it, as if it had crashlanded there.

It was late at night and a buncg of of busybodies were harassing me in front of my house over something i had no control over. Had something to do with my car. This went on for hours. Suddenly there were more of them and they filled the width of the street. Eventually i got fed up, got in my car, and chased them out full speed while honking and screaming obscenities at tge top of my lungs

It was so cathartic. The engine roared, the wheels screeched, and the trespassers wailed as they fled to the main road

Jumpcut to next morning, three teenagers were sitting on a table behind a folding screen in their driveway

"Bro wgat kind of fuckin jet were you using"

"Did you record it"

"Resolution was shit though "

Eventually we were crouching in dead leaves, a man had joined them, he was malay and sharing anecdotes about the heat in Kuala Lumpur